@glasspusher

I ASKED SANTA FOR A RESEARCH GRANT.

YOU STILL BELIEVE IN RESEARCH GRANTS?

@amiserabilist @glasspusher Research imparts knowledge- the enemy of the bimbos in charge.

@sennoma

are you still a thinkmonkey for hire?

@glasspusher

@amiserabilist Yep. My specific training is in cell and molecular biology, but what I really do is solve problems.

@glasspusher

@sennoma @amiserabilist don't solve the problems faster than they come in, or you might be out of a job!

@glasspusher

i think he is looking for work?

@sennoma

@amiserabilist @glasspusher

Yep, still looking. There are always more problems to solve; it's just sometimes hard to get anyone to pay me to do it!

@sennoma

i don't think mine are!

@glasspusher