50/50 chance this is a shit post

https://lemmy.world/post/40253804

Smart bidet.

Judging by the walls and floors, that restroom is defiantly not maintained. The toilet paper is long gone.

Poor girl is desperate and calls her best friend for help.

Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
Its because the thong underwear
Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways

I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.

Impromptu bidet.

… except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

… This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

Either that, or she named it Bidet as a joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.

I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.

the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”

Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.

Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.
unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?
…is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!

No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.

Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.

I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

Ah shit another fellow gen one’r.

Don’t forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we’re old now)

that’s what nurse joy is for
She only checks Pokemon’s prostates…
unless you ask nicely
I can be a pokemon if she needs me to?
Thought you were responding to the post and downvoted you lmao.
I am horrified 😂
… did you ever get the Mew out of the back of the truck, lol?
Yeah, there are only 151 genders!
I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times
I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.
Some of them are alright, but I have no idea that they were thinking when some of the new ones got approved.
Also, bidet is level 13. While it could be from battle experience, the dark rings under his eyes tell a different story.

same with me. just realised what’s going on.

i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet

I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying “X is weird” and saying “X should be banned”. That’s all I will say on the matter
Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.
You worded it better than I would ever have.

I mean… I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also… it really doesn’t have to be a sexual thing.

You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position… its… not like guys cannot also use bidets… and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper is inherently sexual.

Sure, it can be, if that’s actually your fetish.

But it doesn’t have to be.

What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?

Uh… when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she’s in)…

I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could ‘see more of it’.

I was also friends with less uh… attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I’m getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I’m actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.

What I’m trying to say is:

What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl’s undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.

Not all girls wear granny panties.

Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.

I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward… ‘cringe’, even… not fetishistic.

I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by anits, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.

… I don’t know what half those words mean.

I know loli is basically drawn, prepubescent girls.

I don’t know what a lolishota is.

And I am afraid to look it up, lol.

I also do not know what an … ‘anit’ … is?

Women do not urinate out of their vagina
Well, of course, it’s a bidet
That’s not a thong
Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?
Those are technically bikini panties.
Based pervert.
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
I mean… the … implication is still that she’s going to use the poor penguin… just its… water gun ability… as opposed to… being a literal asswipe.
Aw, so no hamster?
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
That would end up with an enema…
How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣

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I knew that artist’s name started w/“K.”

I miss /c/blursedimages

Khyle. (@khyleri)

Nitter
What happened to blursedimages?
after the api ban, we disbanded.
threadiverse hasn’t taken the mantle. And I am too busy to scout for new content.
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