Deborah Pickett

✨ Your Social Anxiety Wrapped, 2025 Edition ✨

You avoided people 397 times this year (but to be fair December isn't over yet).

You relived an embarrassing moment from 30 years ago 6 times.

You forgot 13 people's names, or maybe 14, who knows?

You attended 1 parties this year, and left early for 1 of them.

It's been 76 seconds since you checked your phone.

15 people are looking at you RIGHT NOW.

Dec 14 at 6:59amWeb
Show threadFlorian 'floe' EchtlerDec 14
@futzle I'm in this post and I don't like it 😑😉
Show threadDeborah PickettDec 14
@floe Somewhere, a counter increments.
Show threadChrisRDec 14
@futzle I feel seen (well, not the last one, still sat in bed!)
Show thread Antonius Marie ⚧Dec 14
@carusb @futzle Being with only my spouse in our third-floor apartment makes me *really* hope there's not 15 people looking at us <.<
Show threadMennoDec 14
@carusb @futzle
I saw that 😜
Show threadI can’t believe its not @twcauDec 14
@futzle *16 people are looking at you right now 😁
Show threadKit BashirDec 14
@futzle have you been reading my diary?
Show threadTim 🛥️🌈Dec 14
@futzle of course I left the party early. It was too loud.
Show threadJoe HeafnerDec 14
@futzle And this was just last week.
Show threadDziadekDec 14

@futzle

I hear you.

Show threadisolDec 14

@futzle

Our new AI feature has retrieved all the posts you composed, but then decided not to post because they were too cringe, collated them into a short video, and sent it to everyone you know, posted it on TikTok, YouTube, and LinkedIn.

Show threadJJDec 14
@futzle
Wow. How does the Fedi know this about me????
Show threadSpringy Owlbear Dec 14

@futzle HOW DID YOU GET THIS INFORMATION‽

I'm kidding, of course, but holy crap, that's so accurate…

Show threadaejDec 14
@futzle i'm in this photo and i don't like it
Show threadthefathippyDec 15

@futzle

Mirror mirror, on the wall...