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ccunningConnoisseurs obviously.
Who drinks $50 wine when they could just get $5 wine?
It’s not $5. There’s a tap in all our pockets, pipelessly connected to the Heidelberg Tun of free wine that comes in all colours, types, and flavors.
If it’s in your ‘private wine cellar,’ either you already paid for it or it was gifted, still free-ish. If your wife is making you pay to ‘re-examine the honeymoon wine,’ you might have other problems.