@lowqualityfacts If the LEM’s a rockin, don’t come a knockin’

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This is why he punched that guy who said the moon landings were fake.

@lowqualityfacts What a lot of people don't realize is that he lost his virginity *to* the moon.

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Given that the only other human on the moon that day was Neil Armstrong, I'm going to not think too hard about this...

@lowqualityfacts "Good luck, Mr Gorsky!"

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There's a 1st time for everything

@lowqualityfacts to whom or what?

@lowqualityfacts he asked Pete Conrad to find it and bring it back