M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™

(A favorite acronym among IT workers)

PICNIC: Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

Dec 12 at 12:07amWeb
Show threadbituur esztreymDec 12
@MonotoneofBill
nice one! i knew PEBKAC, PICNIC sounds as good.
Show threadwoe2youDec 12
@MonotoneofBill My favourite was always "Layer 8 issue".
Show threadQuokkaDec 12
@MonotoneofBill PEBKAC also gets some use.
As does "what a fucking idiot", "what the fuck is this shit?", "you have to be fucking kidding me?", "how have they fucked that up AGAIN?", "Fuck me", "Chuck it in the fuck-it bucket", "Fuck OOFFFFFF", "Fucking car park, NOW", "Fucking DNS", "Honestly, he can just fuck off and keep fucking off and then fuck off some more".
The benefits of being made to work in windowless basements where no other politicially sensitive teams dare to tread, even if they could get through the security door.
Show threadsurdfishDec 12
@MonotoneofBill we used to say I/O error to mean Idiot Operator :)
Show threadelverkongeDec 12
@MonotoneofBill ID-10-T
Show threadJaredDec 12
@MonotoneofBill @mos_8502 I really like this one. Makes it way easier to use in general conversation.
Show threadZydecopawsDec 12
@MonotoneofBill they must be referring to the loose nut on the end of the keyboard.
Show threadCassandrichDec 12
@MonotoneofBill Problem In C-suite Not In Computers.