The Picard Maneuver

This is how you know it's real love.

https://lemmy.world/post/40048532

Dec 11 at 3:09pmWeb
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The Gaming Notebook
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And his side channel

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Show threadceenoteDec 11
It’s a good thing the shirt didn’t day “I turned my game off to be here.” She might not be ready for something that serious.
Show threaddanc4498Dec 11
I have kids, they don’t turn their games off. They leave them running on one screen with YouTube playing nonstop on another screen while they’re watching ticktock on their phone in a different room. This is not an exaggeration.
Show threadBest_JeanistDec 11
That’s just because their parents didn’t teach them to value energy conservation.
Show threaddanc4498Dec 11
No, no… it’s the kids that are wrong. The kids!
Show threadBest_JeanistDec 11
It’s never too late, buddy
Show threadceenoteDec 11

If any kids think they’re pulling that shit with my OLED monitor, they’re in for a rude awakening.

Burnin’ in the OLED screen, that’s a paddlin’.

Show threadfunksoulkitchenDec 12
That’s your fault for not using a Screensaver dude
Show threadbinarytobisDec 12
3D Pipes man
Show threadu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)Dec 11

they don’t turn their games off

I also used to just keep my computer running like that. 5,400 RPM SMR HDD is something (why did HP think that was a good idea in 2020).

Show threadfunksoulkitchenDec 12
For real, they’ll leave their phone farming in Roblox and wonder why their battery is always dead.
Show threadalias_qr_rainmakerDec 11

GRANDSON, YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS VIDEO GAME MEME! HERE IT IS!

HOW DO I ATTACH IT

Show threadflandishDec 11
cries in dark souls.
Show threadDoucheBagMcSwagDec 11
…and it was ONLINE
Show threadTankovayaDiviziyaDec 11
There is another time to play and win a game. There is a better game to play.
Show threadStiffyDec 11
gasp the impossible
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Dec 11

Everyone in the server is pissed.

“How is this dude pausing Fortnite? Hacker!”

Show threadDoucheBagMcSwagDec 11

I will ditch an online match for instant nookie

You just need the resolve

Show threadnaticusDec 12
I once left my char in LOTRO auto running to go have sex. Came back to having gone offline from afk, but still alive and far from where I started, and a bunch of annoyed friends on Ventrilo. Would do again.
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Show threadyumDec 12
This goes hard
Show threadtetris11Dec 12
A bit anti-fem though, unless “darling” can be used disparagingly to men too. Which I guess it can
Show threadSwaus01Dec 11
Should’ve asked what game…. It really changes the context
Show threadfunksoulkitchenDec 12

Online games dont pause, but sometimes love still wins.

Or a pause that comes during an intense fight in a single player requiring complete attention (e.g. Cuphead, Hollow Knight). That takes love ❤️

Show threadBuildoutDec 12
She’s married!?
Show threadLemminaryDec 12
I left the match. There was no pause button. I love you.
Show threadSoyTDIDec 12
Online games: I went AFK to be here.