If they went after every musician who banged an underage girl on a tour bus, you could put a pro rock band together in every penitentiary.

Then you could have a battle of the bands between rival prisons, which exposes a gambling ring among the guards and wardens, who are trying to rig the results, and in the distraction there’s a prison break, and they escape to freedom over snow covered mountains, led by a friendly singing nun with a guitar…

But I digress. I meant to say, everyone was doing it back then.