CatsWhoCode (Fuckaas Version)Dec 8
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Waiter: Can I take your order?

Date: I'll have the chicken salad, no nuts please, allergies.

Waiter: Of course, I'll let the kitchen know.

Me: The ingredients don't mention nuts in the salad.

Date: Oh, I always say that... makes sure they know about my allergies.

Waiter: And for you sir?

Me: I'll have the sirloin steak please... No bees.

Dec 8 at 9:41pmWeb
Show threadChipotle Axolotl (aka Julian)Dec 8
@Anomnomnomaly I ordered a burrito recently was asked if I had any allergies and was tempted to say levofloxacin, but managed to bite my tongue.
Show threadCatsWhoCode (Fuckaas Version)Dec 8
@julianlawson next time I eat out I should say phenytoin. @Anomnomnomaly
Show threadPanic at the Trishco 🕊️Dec 9
@Anomnomnomaly
I don’t get it.
Show threadaburka 🫣Dec 9
@topofmyvoice @Anomnomnomaly I think the joke is OP is minimizing allergies and making fun of people who need to be extra aware of what's in their food, including the person they're on a date with? Kinda cringe
Show threadaburka 🫣Dec 9
@Anomnomnomaly nut allergies can be severe and cross-contamination is a real thing, your joke comes across as insensitive