Waiter: Can I take your order?

Date: I'll have the chicken salad, no nuts please, allergies.

Waiter: Of course, I'll let the kitchen know.

Me: The ingredients don't mention nuts in the salad.

Date: Oh, I always say that... makes sure they know about my allergies.

Waiter: And for you sir?

Me: I'll have the sirloin steak please... No bees.

@Anomnomnomaly nut allergies can be severe and cross-contamination is a real thing, your joke comes across as insensitive