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they should make top gear but its about public transport and its hosted by 3 aging queer weirdos
Dec 8 at 2:27pmWeb
Show threadS T E L L A R  Dec 8
@endali yeah so top gear when they use public transport
Show threadEstelDec 8

@endali stars in economy priced cars

Multi-track drifting

Show threadClaireDec 8
@endali Tonight on Top Queer:
- Hermond gets lost in the London Underground and has to navigate by scent
- We put a star in a reasonably priced sleeper carriage
- May infodumps about aerial tramway designs
- we transport a caravan by ferry and get into a spot of bother with customs
- and I get to drive a bendy bus full of furries round a roundabout
Show threadeestileib (she/hers)Dec 8

@hokaze @endali

Looking forward to the Budapest Subway ep!

Show threadJules she/herDec 8
@hokaze @endali I would watch the fuck out of that
Show threadDizzy 0069 Stiff Assed Crip Dec 8
@hokaze @endali Tonight on Top Queer:
- Richard Hammond gets caught in the middle of peak time cancellations at London Cannon Street station.
- We drop James May into the Wythall Transport Museum Open Day and let him go.
- Our new series Time Lord Does Train Timetabling asks if Doctor Who would go full Doctor Beeching
- I get to reenact that episode of The Professionals where Bodie and Doyle play trains
Show threadAprazethDec 8
@hokaze @endali
Instant subscribe
Show threadJanaDec 9
@hokaze @endali finally a use for my truck driving & racing licence ^^
Show threadcrabDec 9
@hokaze @endali May enters the World Tramdriver Championship
Show threadNoel  ๐Ÿ”œ EF30Dec 9
@hokaze @endali Given May is a train and aviation nerd already, I think he would fit this as-is.
Show threadNitin KhannaDec 8
@endali so, the original Top Gear gang, then?
Show threadJordi (Tubal Hippy)Dec 8

@endali

Queerdos?

Show threadthe elder seaDec 8
@endali
The best I ever saw about this was post on Bluesky calling it "Plans, Trans, and Automobiles (derogatory)" though it was originally about urban planning but I feel it still counts.
Show threadStรฉphanieDec 8
@endali Not quite the same, but may I interest you in the Dutch TV programme "Rail Away"? https://youtu.be/EoB07gUjNLg
It's narrated in Dutch and it might be auto-dubbed by YouTube, but I'm not a great fan.

It's not quite as high-energy as Top Gear (and also not queer), but it's something (at least until funsing gets cut after next year).
Treinroute Langs de Duitse Donau - Rail Away ๐Ÿšž

YouTube
Show threadWillow :bhjflag_bisexual::anarchy_punk_demiboy:Dec 8
@endali "Hammond you idiot! You've slept through your stop and are now going to the other end of the country!"
Show threadLionelBDec 8

@endali

Not with the queer bit (I think) but it was done with three elderly comedian/scriptwriters.

Edit: trying to find that. BBC Radio 4 and probably Barry Took and Tim Brooke-Taylor and various others. Amicably contemplating end of life.

Show threadFurbland's Very Cool Mastodonโ„ขDec 8

@endali I would absolutely watch that. TBH we just need more chaotic and funny review shows, stuff like ashens or my very own @[email protected]

edit: aeuuigh why did my client do that

Show threadCrazypedia won't Comply ๐ŸงฟDec 8
@endali how is this not already a #PeerTube channel?๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸšŒ
Show threadchristina wizbeanDec 8
@endali Top Gear is neat but what about Bottom Gear?
Show threadWilliam Fry ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ต๐ŸธJan 4
@wizbean @endali ๐Ÿ‘€
Show threadJosh (open until closed again)Dec 8
@endali queer eye for the ... tube? bus?
Show threadDDRDec 8
@endali There are some episodes of the Well There's You're Problem podcast that honestly kinda fit the bill. ๐Ÿค”
Show threadSin VegaDec 8
@ddr @endali straight in there! good work ๐Ÿซก
Show threadAlex, the Hearth FireDec 9
@endali Dear Sam Jetlag,
Show threadSpottyfoxๆ–‘็‹็‹ธDec 9
@endali Ooh you could call it Tra(i)ns
Show threadAprettyture! [0172]Dec 9
@endali bottom gear in real

-carrie
Show threadsynDec 9
@endali the hosts: โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹
Show threadKem HerkesDec 9
@endali
10/10 would binge-watch a show like thatโ€” & buy every season on DVD so I could make all my friends watch it too.
Show threadEstarriol, Terrorist DragonDec 9
@endali no we do not want hammond and may back....
Show threadEvelyn ๐Ÿ‰Dec 10
@endali I have a photo somewhere of James May on the KWVR, was the most random thing
Show threadNikkileah ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งJan 4
@endali Fursuiting on narrow boats through the British canal system. Is it for the hardcore enthusiast only?
We find out in this episode of.... Top Queer