minorbeatrice
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Battling a dragon for their horde
Lambda
avatastic 
The Fury 🐧💻❗️🔥
@catsalad i use a broom to get their toys out from under the fridge.
Heathen 🐈
myrmepropagandist
Gondor@futurebird @catsalad
As far as i remember that would be the wrong question to ask.🤔
It's more like:
What is it like to be accepted as a carer for/by a cat? 😼
@futurebird Cats love hair ties, so buy in bulk. 😹
Suzanne Aldrich (she/her)@catsalad
Holy shit yes they do. Ours bring little severed hair tie snek offerings for us after battling with them all night. They shoot them with their paws, like little kitty slingshots. I think we’ve worked through most of the initial bulk supply.
@futurebird
Holy shit yes they do. Ours bring little severed hair tie snek offerings for us after battling with them all night. They shoot them with their paws, like little kitty slingshots. I think we’ve worked through most of the initial bulk supply.
@futurebird
Jason MomoaI wonder what "hoarding" like this looks like in wild cats? Do they have any similar behavior?
Pica has a collection of milk ties, plastic caps, hair ties, play mice and springs. She keeps it under the couch next to the computer she uses for her bitcoin and NFT scams.
Jared@futurebird @catsalad I will have to ask the Spooky Kitties Feral's in spring. While I suspect any primary horde they might have is in someone else's yard, I do have a nice centralized storage box ready for a winter kitties dragon horde. I do also support a rather large population of hoarding magpies and VERY innocent raccoons, so we shall see.
@futurebird @catsalad well, my neighborhood raccoons certainly have NEVER tried to steal the feral's cat bowls the first day I got them, and certainly never tried to break into my window.
@futurebird @catsalad indeed. They are most of the reason I have a strict rule for myself that I must have explicit permission from someone else to feed non-cats. Especially the 7 in my neighborhood. 5 of them were born in my backyard this summer. Watched them grow up. Watched them sneak out of their hiding spot while their mommy was away during the day. Played with the laser pointer with them. Stared into those wonderful, banditry innocent eyes.
Njord
Mr. Bruno 
Sindarina, Edge Case Detective@catsalad Meanwhile, a hobbit sneaks in along the back to nab one particular diamond.
The S Kate M 💛💙@catsalad this reminds me of the Steve Martin bit about his embezzling cat and the “Three thousand dollars worth of cat toys” under the couch 😹😹
Susanna the Artist 🌻@catsalad Earlier this week we found a cherry tomato under the living room sofa.
Simon ZerafaThat one is called Smaug! 😲🐉
ian
VulcanTouristSmaug defends its shiny hoard.
Dave Muth
Frank