Polymarket and Kalshi are NOT gambling companies. How could you say that?

I'm literally crying right now. When will the misinformation stop?

Please understand that it can't be gambling if there is a chart like it's the stock market and if there is an app where you can look at the chart before you bet- I mean invest in the prediction market.

Charts and graphs mean that this is science and science can't be gambling.

@futurebird Wondering if all this *gestures expansively* is actually how most civilisational collapse happens. Like, what if the 'sea peoples' event was just all the eastern Mediterranean societies just collectively losing their minds.

@sarble

Can I bet on when civilization will collapse? You got that inside lead? Help a girl out here.

@futurebird *tries to stand in front of warehouse full of ominous looking computers and people sitting at screen*

no?

*places bet on Kalshi*

yes?

@futurebird I don't have any leads but I do know a fair amount of people dedicated to making it collapse sooner
@futurebird @sarble you probably can but it might be hard to collect when it happens
@sarble I thought it was food insecurity, but why not both? @futurebird