Anyway. Let's have a look at the competition. #influencer
@keefeglise @pixiepippi @Walkaholic
This is what you miss out on by not following the #BovrilRationing hashtag. All of the news, within mere months of it happening.
I didn't measure the "2ft sausage" in the market at Stratford today, though.
I'd say you're a shoo-in for the Ironically Non-Ironic Irony category.
Which is the big one, obviously.