Just heard from a fraud examiner that some asshat using my name and likeness is running around defrauding elderly people. The person who alerted me to this said the fraudsters are actually picking up these poor folks and driving them to credit union branches to withdraw cash. According to Constella Intelligence, the phone number listed here is tied a Facebook account for someone who appears to reside in the Chicago area.

Exactly how stupid do you have to be to use my identity for something like this??

@briankrebs I once got one of those "stuck in London" emails. The scammer was persistent, so I told him to call me and gave him the phone number for the FBI. He didn't take the hint so I made up a story about a boyfriend coming over for dinner, describing sexcapades for the evening that would make Epstein blush, and added that he and his wife could lose some weight & jumping up and down all night in a futile attempt to stay warm would do both of them a world of good.
Never heard from him again.