Unless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.

Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.

Finally a politician who supports my interests.

Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”

Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”

*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”

Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.

*eats ass with gusto

Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”

Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first