fossilesqueWhat is in your pockets?
BaroqueInMindUnless you are detained, physically locked into handcuffs, you can tell any cop to eat your ass instead of emptying your pockets. They have no legal authority to ask this shit unless they arrest you under reasonable suspicions.
FartMaster69Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.
Very unfortunate
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.
Yet. Vote for me and I’ll make it the law of the land.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY! START EATIN’!”
Cops 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
hunkyburritoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Normal if you are an American.
XHappy cake day!
You could always hand them a spoon, but your results may vary
This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.
Thank you fartmaster
redparadiseAs if the police care about the consequences of police overreach or physical coercion
PotatoesFallLet me guess, you’re from the US?
I am not, no. Why?
Ah damn I stand corrected. You didn’t say where you’re from and just explained as if it were universally true everywhere. Kind of a US-Defaultism thing.
SphksThis is a great way to get detained, physically locked into handcuffs and not being able anymore to tell any cop to eat your ass.
Correct me if im wrong. Doesnt the USA has freedoms of speech? You can actually tell a cop to eat your ass without consequence unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit.
unless the cop is a smooth-brain dipshit
Believe or not, this is a requirement to become a cop
Believe or not, jail
My friend from highschool said she was driving with her little brother in the passenger seat, and he apparently flipped off a cop. She told me the cop actually pulled her over and wrote her a ticket. This was a long time ago so I have no way of knowing what the ticket was for, or if this friend was telling the truth, fwiw. However, it’s always been my impression that cops can make up some BS charge if they want, and then it’s basically your word vs that of a cop *
- Unless you have a good lawyer
Cops can issue citations, but judges ultimately decide if they are bullshit or not. Cops do not have the authority to make the law up, they only interpret it and enforce it. If you convince a judge that you only got ticketed for a middle-finger and prove it, you are cleared. Sounds like you got the attention of a cop and they followed you until they saw you actually break a law.
Let’s not make such sweeping generalisations.
For example, in the UK, the police have the legal power to search you if the have reasonable grounds to suspect that you have something on you in a few categories, like drugs. There are even (yet more controversial) powers to search people just because they’re in a specific area (though there are restrictions on why an area can be so designated). You don’t need to be arrested or handcuffed for this, although you might be.
Now I want an explanation of wildlife rescue and the stuff in the image.
While I do volunteer in the field of wildlife rescue I’m also pretty sure this is an AI generated image.
However from what I can make out I do have some possible explanations:
A knife: Useful for things like cutting netting or fishing line or anything else an animal may get tangled up in.
A syringe: we don’t really use those ourselves as we aren’t vets, but some of our animals require antibiotics fast (within 2 hours of injury). Also euthanasia is usually done using a syringe.
Trash: the rest looks like the kind of trash one may find stuck to an animal, lodged in its throat, etc. Or it could just be litter that one would pick up to keep the wildlife area clean.
You already messed up talking to the officer in the first place.
Unless you called the cops don’t talk to them. There is literally nothing you can say without possibly incriminating yourself.
Life or death? Talk to save someone otherwise seriously shut up.
Unless you called the cops don’t talk to them.
If you have a problem and call the police, now you have two problems.
Gentle reminder to use your rights to shut the fuck up
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sndWhen the officer asks you to empty your pockets, you say “no thanks”.
Unless you live in the authoritarian states of America
Or in Australia. Or anywhere in Europe where there are locally defined “high danger” areas where searches without a warrant are legal.
Not a lot of wildlife needing rescue in high risk areas though.
stabs you with Fibonacci syringe
AniviaYep, in Germany every train station for example is considered a high danger area where police are allowed to search you without a reason
starlingukWe all know that the reason is usually “being a human of a funny colour” though.
In case you miss the first.
ChaoticNeutralCzechThe screw/nail is also sus. Why such a short thread?
Same as the logo on the plastic packaging.
Pretty sure this image is AI generated. My only question is: why???
Yeah, the milliliters should be divided into 5 parts, not 6.
and the fastener heads on the knife are all fucked up
Yup. Each number also has six lines between them. There’s usually only four lines from what I’ve seen. One line = ⅕ ml, or 200 μL. Some thinner syringes will have markings for 0.5, 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5 ml. Those have one line for each ⅒ ml, but still only four lines between the numbered markers.
I feel like maybe this generated image was influenced by an image of a syringe with the half-ml markings, like in the picture below. Then there would be two markings starting with 1, and with 2, and so on. But the generation missed the “.5” part. 😅
Looks like a crows nest.