Fesshole 🧻My 40-year-old wife went to buy champagne for our wedding anniversary dinner. I phoned the off licence after she left, gave a description of her and what she was buying and requested they ask her for ID. She came home absolutely beaming. It's the simple things.
Michael Vilain@fesshole I tease the Trader Joe's checkout people that they coulda had a tip if they'd carded me.
"Sir, we don't card for non-fat milk purchases. Only for whole milk."