This is something I made because it's a t-shirt I've wanted for a while but in the unlikely event anyone else is interested here you go https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/176268093
@babe I think when English has a (Norman) French-derived and a Germanic word for the same thing the French one is usually "fancier". Do you know why pigeon/dove are the other way round?
@bwh Can't say that I do!