Bart de WaterNov 29
Alba 🌸 
je m'alloc (i manage my own memory, for those who don't speak french)
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Show threadAlba 🌸 Nov 29
quick boost this before french fedi lynches me 
Show threadAlba 🌸 Nov 29
anyways this is a joke in reference to https://jasone.github.io/2025/06/12/jemalloc-postmortem/
Jason Evans

The jemalloc memory allocator was first conceived in early 2004, and hasbeen in public use for about 20 years now. Thanks to the nature of open source software licensing,jemalloc will remain publicly available indefinitely. But active upstream development has come to anend. This post briefly desc...

Show threadviolette 🌸Nov 29
@[email protected] i would never 
Show threadAlba 🌸 Nov 29
@vi right, right 
Show threadviolette 🌸Nov 29
@[email protected] mallo-crâne
Show threadLudovic Archivist LagouardetteNov 29
@mildsunrise j'm'alloc, j'm'realloc
Show threadNora, of the E-gemony Nov 29
@mildsunrise Je m'alloc, chuis en cloc
Show threadNora, of the E-gemony Nov 29
@mildsunrise Immaculate conception was a buffer overrun, spooky action at unsafe distance.
Show threadVince (biometrically enrolled)Nov 29
@mildsunrise nique la CAF.
Show threaddontonyNov 29
@mildsunrise no raw mallocs, no raw news, je m’ake_unique
Show threadwallabra 🇧🇷Nov 29
@mildsunrise perhaps my favorite allocator, i wish it was more used in unix systems outside BSD (i don't use BSD) though it being drop-in is nice too
Show threadAlba 🌸 Nov 29
@wallabra it is being discontinued  see the link in the thread
Show threadAlba 🌸 Nov 29
@wallabra (unless there were some updates I'm unaware of, this actually happened in june iirc)
Show threadwallabra 🇧🇷Nov 30
@mildsunrise noooo, is there a clear successor at least?
Show threadHoward Chu @ SymasDec 1
@mildsunrise j'ai mal