"I need a hard drive for that computer."
Out of stock
"Wow that game looks cool"
Out of stock
"That handheld gaming system is neat, oh and it's priced right."
Out of stock, you idiot. Should have preordered 13 years ago.
"That niche board game looks like something I want to play"
Too bad loser, out of stock. You can buy it from the scalpers at 4x the markup!
"Maybe a pokemon booster pack will cheer me up"
HAH ARE YOU SERIOUS? OUT OF STOCK
Remember when we used to be able to just.... buy things?
