They’d probably say something more like “woke and gay”

And still. Same same.

Like if I met someone and they said check out that loser over there. He/she’s woke and gay. I’d be cool someone sane I can talk to.

To be fair I don’t think their definition of woke would be somebody who is understanding. A “woke” person would not give them grace for having an alternative viewpoint.
I agree because of the political cloud over their eyes, but if there were a lineup for both words, they’d point out the same person.
Snowflake and brain washed

Hold on, let me consult the professional for interspecies communication…

“i’m dying to go so i can make fun of my f-word nephew”