Pope Bob the UnsaneFailure by King Missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcO10Fim0C8
This song was and is one of the most influential songs of my life...
Enjoy..
YouTube
Failure is all there is for you...
Quite honestly... I am probably alive because of this song...
Suicide by Bobby Gaylor
Suicide
"Animals don't have a choice
If they're not happy with their place in the world... too bad
They have to live the life they've been given
Humans, on the other hand, don't have to
We have a choice
If you don't like your place in the world, you can get off anytime you want
Suicide. That's right
You don't like the way your life's going
You don't like the way you are in the world
Anything around you, you can check out anytime you like
Animals aren't allowed that thought
And believe me, if they were, they would use it
There'd be a lot of dogs and cats, owned by assholes
That live in high-rises, diving out the windows
Zebras... if they even had remotely that thought
Would take a look at themselves and go, "What the fuck!"
Black & white in a green & brown world... this blows
I'm just gonna jump in the river....
I don't have a thumb to work a gun or hold a knife
Or even open a jar of pills
I'm just gonna dive into the next lion's mouth
Why even bother?"
Now, monkeys have the opposable thumb
So they could kinda do it the exact same way we do
Now, there's a bunch of people that say
"Oh, it's against the law"
Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught
Other people say, "Oh, we should save them"
Yeah, well you know what?
Not everybody wants to be saved
Not everybody should be saved
And who are we to force our will upon them?
I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human?
Freedom of choice?
Now, it's not all bad
Now, I'm not saying "Kill yourself"
But if you're gonna be an idiot and do it anyway
It's no sweat off of my back
There's a lot of good that could come from it
A little bit of bad thrown in
A job will open...
An apartment will become available...
There'll be more air for me...
They say there's two girls for every guy - if you're a man, there'll be four chicks for me...
There'll be more Ketel One vodka for me...
There'll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their fucking slips filled out...
I won't ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips and have the clerk point at you and say, "They bought the last bag"....
You won't help change the McDonald's sign to a Hundred Billion Served...
You'll never get AIDS...
You won't have to worry about calories ever...
No more, "Hey, does this make me look fat?"...
There'll be one less polluting human...
You won't have to recycle... There'll be one less car on the road...
There'll be more Ring Dings for me...
Fifty or so chickens' lives will be spared...
Your fingers won't ever get red from eating pistachios...
You won't be forced to visit your Grandparents on Sundays anymore...
No more church...
You'll be saying, "Hey, World - Kiss My Ass!"...
No more wet dreams about Supermodels...
No more Barry Manilow... Not for a few years anyway...
Wondering "Am I a loser?" will be a thing of the past...
Say good-bye to crappy Xmas presents from Aunts and Uncles...
You won't have to suffer through a Motley Crue reunion...
Fuck flossing and brushing...
You'll never lose sleep over a pregnancy scare...
Adios, Acne...
Worrying whether you fit in or not won't be on your brain...
See ya later, homework...
You'll never have to sit through another movie brought to you by the creators of South Park...
School's out forever....
No more paying bills...
You won't have to do chores...
You won't be able to run over toads with the lawnmower though...
You'll also miss McDonald's French Fries...
Bugs Bunny...
The amazing electrifying feeling that surges through your body when you kiss someone for the first time...
You won't be able to watch the letterbox director's cut of Jaws...
Candy...
Living above ground...
Pudding crust...
You'll miss the rush of getting your first apartment...
Getting to the point in your life where you can tell your parents to
"Fuck Off! I gotta make my own mistakes, you did"...
You'll miss sex - you'll miss thinking about it, looking for it
Sex by yourself, sex with a partner, sex with multiple partners...
No more summer nights that seem to go on forever...
Roller coasters....
Naming your kid the name you always wanted...
Making a difference in the world...
You'll miss the experience and pleasure of Hallucinogenics...
Watching your neighbor's wife change clothes with her blinds open...
A lifetime of masturbating...
Watching your favorite team sweep the series...
Music, you will definitely miss music...
Trying to sneak into your house drunk - three hours past your curfew...
You'll miss the blaze and glory of the 4th of July fireworks...
The taste of Captain Crunch...
If you're a boy, you'll miss the feeling the first time you reach up a girl's shirt...
If you're a girl, the feeling the first time you reach down a boy's pants...
You'll miss your favorite coat...
Waffles with whipped cream and strawberries...
Beating your friends at video games...
You won't be around to see what shape and color the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms will be...
You'll miss the feeling you get when reminiscing about your first love - thirty years after the fact...
The joy of giving and receiving at Christmas...
Skinny dipping...
Getting stoned, reading Green Eggs & Ham, and eating like a horse that got loose in the grain bin...
Flying cars...
Hey, you were born, finish what you started!"
- Bobby Gaylor - Suicide
Hey ... you know what... More Bobby Gaylor...
Hit a Guy with my Car by Bobby Gaylor
Hit a Guy with My Car
OK... That was not such a bad song... Pretty groovy... Reminded me of some things... But here's something else...
3030 by Deltron 3030
3030
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The Truth
Pretty sure the vocalist here is from Moloko... I don't know her name... But her voice... So signature...
So we move into...
Over and Over by Moloko
Over & Over
I've Been Thinking by Handsome Boy Modeling School
I've Been Thinking
Man ... These vocals... They Remind me of Poe and Esthero...
Virus
Next... some more of the same... In a good way...
Stroker Ace by Lovage
Stroker Ace
Man... I wish all of this was on the TouchTunes jukebox...
Stroke that shiny coat, stroking is the antidote!
Oh damn, that gives me an idea for the next song...
Antidote
Rock n' Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This) by Handsome Boy Modeling School
Handsome Boy Modeling School - Rock n' Roll (Could Never Hip Hop Like This)
Familiar Feeling
I think... Some Crazy... Some Crazy P... Some Crazy Penis... May be in order...
Maybe... We'll see... You know you love it...
I mean... Crazy P should be a familiar feeling to you by now... Right??
The World's Gone Mad by Handsome Boy Modeling School
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Go3J68h8eE
I mean... The world... HAS... Gone... Mad... We live in a mad world...
Handsome Boy Modeling School - The World's Gone Mad (Official Music Video)
Some Del The Funky Homosapien!
Strangers on a Train
Living Hell
I'll find a way to lead you astray just a little longer!
YOU CAN OWE IT TO _ME_...
Archie and Veronica by Lovage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNrRuZ1oZo8
Escaping the Crazy P hole!....
Archie & Veronica
We are definitely going to fall into a Crazy P hole at some point...
I found some thing that makes my laptop speakers sound better ... EasyEffects and some convolutions... So... We''ll definitely come back to things...
Music actually sounds ... Good...? Out of these laptop speakers...
Breath From Another
Time Keeps on Slipping
Deltron 3030
Lovage
Handsome Boy Modeling School
Moloko
Esthero
Morcheeba
Crazy Penis / Crazy P
Royksopp (without the umlaut)
Faithless
Thievery Corporation
Massive Attack
And more...
#DrunkBobDJ !!!
Cannot Contain This
Sex (I'm a) by Lovage...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XyHkDuHyUY
Man... I LOVE Lovage so much... I cannot thank that woman I knew years ago and have fallen out of contact -- and remembering her name... I feel ashamed... I know ... It's Amanda... (no recollection of last name, but 100% positive it was an Amanda that put me onto Lovage...) ... that put me on to Lovage, and POOSSIBLY also Handsome Boy Modeling School... I don't quite remember... Positive about Lovage though... Amanda was aweome... I'd love to reconnect... She was working for one of the giant meat companies...
Anyhow...
Right... Oh... Yeah... Songs... Here's a Song... By Lovage... That I would not have known without Amanda... Thank you Amanda, wherever you are.
Sex (I'm a)
When I was driving across the US to go to my job in Silicon Valley, I stopped to visit with Amanda, but was so brainbroken that ... I made a bad impression on her friends... I wasn't really expecting to meet up with her and 3 other friends... I was kinda broken from having to drive across country for a job after I had been turned down by the last job I had driven to...
It's been a life... I accepted a job somewhere once and after showing up with all my shit expecting to move in somewhere, I was told they'd run into management issues and couldn't hire...
It's been a life...
Here's ... well... uh... music is....
I need to make a large blog post about this sometime, but... This is kind of a draft... While I'm sitting out here drunk and high and enjoying some music and trying to get my life 'in order'...
I've spent the last 4 years processing killing my parents.
4 years ago, I realized some things about my parents and how they were only an image of parents.
I've been spending a lot of time processing that, alone, in addition to all the trauma before that...
We're gonna listen to that song again...
Sorry...
Anyhow... I found myself in a situation where I needed to close the door on my parents.
And that has been bothering me.
It took me a long time to realize that... I was having a hard time with it, because I did not hate them. I do not hate them.
I love them. So why would I want to close a door on them? Why would I want to cut them off?
It was when I asked myself that, that I realized that the reason was... They make me feel worthless.
They make me feel unlovable. They make me feel like trash. They make me feel invisible.
And while I love them, and would love to have them in my life, it is not until they change their ways and recognize the mistakes they have made and begun to work on changing their ways, they are poison to me.
I have to moderate my contact.
Their issue? Their problem? They have stopped growing. They think they've matured. They think they have stopped learning lessons.
Or so it seems. I don't know. Frankly, my parents are strangers, as they don't feel comfortable sharing themselves with me.
It took me a long time -- 40 years -- to realize that. I made excuses for them. I thought I had a decent childhood. I did not.
Anyhow... I've been processing that... As that has been getting in my way, professionally, and in my personal growth...
I hope more of us wake up and see this.
Complacency is death.
Anyhow... More music...
For those not paying attention, we played "Sex (I'm a) by Lovage" twice...
Everybody Loves a Loser
Lounge by Esthero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zISO03BrfTc
Honestly... I'm not sure how this meshes with the last Morcheeba track... This might be a bit of whiplash... since I think this is some much slower and chiller tune...
The truth is... I have no idea what song this is that is cued. I know it is Esthero, I know most of Esthero, and I know this album, so I probably know this song, but I don't know specifically what song.
The thing is... This album is fucking gold.
If you haven't heard of Esthero... Listen to Breath From Another... This album is top 10...
edit: bad link originally
edit edit: another bad link? Let's try this again...
Lounge
Woot... 3 tries to get the right link...
Current-day Web Troubles...
CDWT? ... Can I coin that? Is coin the right spelling? I think it isn't... and you know what I mean, so I'm not gonna bother correcting myself...
CDWT... Current-Day Web Troubles....
The broken fucking internet we built.
I say "internet" sarcastically, since it's just the fucking Web...
Gemini, Gopher, IRC, BBS, and more exist...
I feel so out of touch... I need to find the newb forums...
Probably shouldn't pour more tequila... I had like 10 beers at the bar...
Moderation ... Is good... When you intend it...
I did not and do not, for a short while, intend it... I need some rubber gutter bumpers to run into...
"Fuck You, and Talk to the Hand..."
I fucking love how that last song, Lounge by Esthero from Breath From Another finished...
Things You Can Do by Deltron 3030...
Deltron 3030... Fuck... Such an underated one-hit...
This album is fucking gold...
No successor album, afaik...
Things You Can Do
Drunk Bob knows his good music.
Drunk Bob will not steer you wrong, and will warn you if he might...
You'll love what I have to share...
You should share anything similar, in case Drunk Bob has no idea about whatever cool shit you know.
Music is love... Share and Enjoy...