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Trump in a Dump
Pedo in a meadow
It took me about 2 seconds to figure this out. Came to the comments to make sure.
Pehdow in a meadow? Pedo in a meedow?
“Pehdow”. Yall spell it “paedo” ;)
This one is a great litmus test for the British
I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.
Wouldn’t it have to be peddo not pedo, like a freddo
In America, pedo and meadow rhyme. We use a short e in pedo.
The other explanation is right but what’s freddo?
A chocolate bar with caramel inside on the shape of a frog, it’s price often used as a way to contextualise inflation, like how a banana is for scale.
Coward in flowers
Coward in flowards
Ass in the grass

I like this one because you can append prefixes and suffixes to it

Fat ass in the tall grass

Asshole in the grasshole

etc.

Crazy in daisies
Trump taking a dump
Ew. Please don’t make me envision his bowel movements. This is exactly why I don’t watch the news. There’s nothing but shit on it.
clown horsing around
C’mon man. That would have been sufficient in 2015. We’ve moved on to so much bigger things since then.
Donnie Cruzin’ (for) Billy
Pedo in a meadow
Pedophile in the daffodils.
fascist in a field?
Gluck-gluck in a field?
Huh. I pronounce it pee-doh.
I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.
President at his residence?
Trump in a Slump?
Now there’s bitch in a field.
Rapist in the tulips.
We also would have accepted “Racist in the tulips”.
Man who tried and failed to imprison his political opponents because he tried staff a critical DOJ role with home owner’s insurance attorney, on a prairie.
An authoritarian wishing he was agrarian
Pedo in a meadow
I thought Pedo on a Prado, but that doesn’t work in English
Pedo in a meadow flows better in American English where they say ped-oh. The British version doesn’t flow as well in this example but is generally superior for shouting at someone. For example, if Trump had been allowed to see the public when visiting the UK you would hear “Fucking peee-doooh!”
The nuances of American/British/Aussie/Canadian English are lost to me, but thanks for the explanation.
Maps without NZ spotted
Paedo in a lea, tho’
I think we found the winner
well that's a pedo in a meadow...(pronounced in USA 'cause we say eh instead of ee)
Oh God, the European version would be pedo in a speedo.
In a Meedow, you say?
Does pedo rhyme with pedalo
That’s an open target, double check wind and your scope
Oh thought it was Dumbass in some grass.

Trumpf im Sumpf.

Trump in the swamp.

Trump in the swamp is him just sitting in the Oval Office.
Man-child in the wild?
Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

While living in victories bc the girls at the restaurant I worked with wanted to go out drinking and I said sure. They wanted to go to the local gay bar. Not my thing but fuck it I’m not prejudiced.

Well anyway, I’m talking to the owner who is very respectful of my heterosexuality (some of the other patrons were less so) and he mentioned “the stump” which is an important part of Victoria gay history.

“What is the stump”? I ask naively, unprepared for the answer.

He explains to me that there is a clearing in a trees area of beacon hill park, and in the middle of that clearing is a stump. For many years the local tradition was that you would go to the stump after nightfall, remove your pants, and kneel over it as if awaiting a behading. One of the gay men watching from the wooded area would emerge, and would fuck you in the ass on this stump. And that this is a gay tradition stretching back decades.

Some weeks later while leaving Victoria’s charming petting zoo with my then girlfriend I inadvertently came across the stump, and nearly died laughing as I explained why I was laughing to her shock and horror.

Shit in a pit is the pit missing…