I tried a machine learning model to determine if a picture of a keyboard was SFW
it said no, because it detected the escape key as a nipple
I showed it a picture of me holding the laserdisc of Disney's The Santa Clause and it said it wasn't SFW, because of Tim Allen's breasts and my Penis Hand.
of COURSE I tried a thinkpad keyboard, and no, it didn't identify the TrackPoint as a nipple. I'm sorry.
I also tried the other way: giving it NSFW images.
I can't show those, but it did pretty abysmally. it spotted a penis in one, but an image of two people having sex that was shot from the side? marked SFW. A softcore shot of BDSM? SFW

I tested to see if it wasn't programmed to detect clitorises (clitorii?), thinking maybe it the thinkpad pointer is a clit and not a nipple?

NOPE! I tried turning the detection threshold way down and it managed to detect 27 overlapping pussies (their term, not mine) but zero clitorises.

So I guess it just can't detect clitorises. shame

@foone clearly programmed by straight men
@hexwren @foone The joke was right there.
@dan613 @foone so's the clitoris