Mystic OrangeNov 24
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Very impressive stuff.
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Show threadMarkAssPandiNov 24
@lowqualityfacts problem is that they also seem to very much love doing it.
I put my italian friend under water like 2 days ago, he hasn't come out since
Show threadKrystian MajewskiNov 24
@lowqualityfacts They have gills on their finger tips. They need to pinch them to prevent drying out
Show threadZoë - ζῷον πολιτικόνNov 24
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They're known for being a bit fishy...
Show threadAlex Lubertozzi 🇺🇦Nov 24
@lowqualityfacts It’s true. I’m only half Italian and can breathe fine when I’m half under water.
Show threadBarry Schwartz 🫖Feb 17
@alexlubertozzi @lowqualityfacts Also it is why it is Italians who make submarine sandwiches.
Show threadBob ClarkNov 24
@lowqualityfacts especially when they walk the streets of Venice. You just don’t see them because they’re under water.
Show threadJose Luis PeruyeroNov 24
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I understand now Umberto Pellizzari's case
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Show threadFranklin Delano StalloneFeb 17
@lowqualityfacts I’ve known this for awhile.
Show threadGabriele Marcosanti Feb 17
@lowqualityfacts can confirm.
But underwater we breathe with our ass, not the mouth.
Show threadKlimperei - PetchanatzFeb 17
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Show threadCosmic LibrarianFeb 17

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That explains tortellini.

Show threadChrist van WillegenFeb 18
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I can breathe out under water just fine. It's the inhaling part that I'm still practicing on...
Show threadzendao42Feb 25
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Misread that as underwear & then wanted to hold my breath