It was colder than the Devil’s heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the Heavens were ready to fall.

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My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.

“At least… I got… to say… goodbye, 🪦”

My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.

My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I’m a ghost so I can’t communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

Ps, sorry about that. I didn’t know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.

Awful cold in here all of the sudden.