Track_Shovel

It was colder than the Devil’s heart, raining ice pitchforks as if the Heavens were ready to fall.

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Nov 23 at 5:34amWeb
Show threadearthwormNov 23
Masculine urge to give my partner the evidence as I skip town to retire open a beach side restaurant in a tropical paradise.
Show threadRaivoKulliNov 23
Also gives you a chance to be brought back for the sequel!
Show threadFosterMolassesNov 23
Yessssssss
Show threadWhiskyTangoFoxtrotNov 23
Nah, that’s two days away.
Show thread🦄🦄🦄Nov 23

the masculine urge to die

yeah I had that too until I started hormones

Show threadRaivoKulliNov 23
Now it’s a feminine urge to die?
Show thread🦄🦄🦄Nov 23
Now the urge is gone :3
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 23
Congratulations!
Show threadDingleberrydipndotsNov 24
Dont do that…
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 24
Yeah, I don’t really know how to properly reply to that. I am happy for them, though.
Show threadEcho (they/them)Nov 23
yea :c
Show threadA_norny_mousseNov 23

Reminds me of things I experienced

Show threadAeronMelonNov 23
That’s a good experience.
Show threadA_norny_mousseNov 24
It was. Each wagon had a coal burner for heating, so there was smoke in the air.
Show threadP00ptartNov 23
You were SO close to meeting a bond character.
Show threadA_norny_mousseNov 24
Ah, from Russia with Love
Show threadradiouserNov 23
“As the weather worsened, I caught a glimpse of the rusted shells of previous lives that had been lived out here in this swampy shit hole, and I wondered if I would end up the same way, or what would happen to the girl I was supposed to protect.”
Show threadxxce2AAbNov 23
That’s very specific, but I can see it.
Show threadAeronMelonNov 23
“I was wrong about you, Rookie. You’ve got what it takes. I know you’ll make me prou—“
Show threadWhiskyTangoFoxtrotNov 23
Mendozaaaaaa!
Show threadvaryingExpertiseNov 23
Dun. Dundundundun. Dun. Dun. Dun. Dun.
Max Payne - Main Theme

YouTube
Show threadPencilnoobNov 23
I knew without clicking this would be Max Payne or Obra Dinn
Show threadvaryingExpertiseNov 23
I mean, it started playing in my head like the lan party someone brought a 0 day release to was last week. Stopped the lan part of the party dead in it’s tracks. However, that wasn’t last week. That was a quarter of a century ago. Time to brood a little, staring into the fireplace I guess.
Show threadPencilnoobNov 23
same! We stayed up all night taking turns playing
Show threadFosterMolassesNov 23
Fuuuuuuuck, I felt that lol
Show threadBeMoreCarefulNov 23

What a delightful title you’ve chosen.

A+ would meme again

Show threadmarzhallNov 23
If unaware, you may enjoy this contest (of which I’ve chosen the 2015, but there are many and they are great)
The 2015 Lyttle Lytton Contest

Show threadPorkRollNov 23
Slowly bleed out? Yes. Be a cop? Abso-fucking-lutely not.
Show threadSaharaMaleikuhmNov 23
Could just be PI
Show threadPorkRollNov 23
Since we’re talking fantasies then I’ll go with martyr for the cause
Show threadNoodle07Nov 24
Rookie partner in crime !
Show threadwhyNotSquirrelNov 23
I don’t get it
Show threadwhotookkarlNov 23
There’s a meme about men choosing one of three aesthetics; noir detective, military historian, or something else I forget the third stereotype. For the men pretending they’re in a dime store 1920s pulp crime thriller novel during a mundane day this is the perfect setting for a melodramatic ending, that often took place at train, bus, or air ports.
Show threadwitty_usernameNov 23
I believe the third one is Thunderbird character
Show threadfalseWhiteNov 23
I still don’t get it
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 23
Show threadKorhakaNov 23
4 shades of gay?
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 23
Now you’re getting it!
Show threadViperActualNov 23
Can confirm, bottom right checking in
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 23
You chose … poorly.
Show threadViperActualNov 23
Not to divulge my whole life story but it was definitely a good decision for me. Gave me a direction in life and all that.
Show threadHupfNov 24
Is the direction FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY?
Show threadthe_mighty_krackenNov 24
I’m just kidding around. You seem like a decent person, and I hope you weren’t offended.
Show threadFedizenNov 23
Which noir has the detective bleed out in train station?
Show threadThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥Nov 23
Have you seen Blade Runner 2049?
Show threadRezoieNov 24
The last scene where he just lays on the staircase is crazy lol
Show threadTypFaffkeNov 23
The perfect death doesn’t exi…
Show threadNangijalaNov 23

My womanly urge to kiss my lover goodbye and run after the train until I fall off the platform and break my neck.

“At least… I got… to say… goodbye, 🪦”

Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 23
My manly urge to watch, traumatized, as the train turns you to jelly, and I set out to avenge the bastard rookie cop whose badge caused you to trip onto the tracks.
Show threadNangijalaNov 23

My ghostly urge to haunt you in order to tell you that I was just a clutz and no one else needs to die but I’m a ghost so I can’t communicate that to you and instead you go on to wrongfully avenge my death while my presence gives you chronic pneumonia and paranoia.

Ps, sorry about that. I didn’t know ghost essence was like black mold, mate. My bad.

Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Nov 23
Awful cold in here all of the sudden.
Show threadBoshtNov 23
It would have to be on a bench, your arm underneath your trench coat stemming the bleeding of a hidden wound that isn’t revealed until you hand him the manila envelope. The rookie notices the blood smeared on the envelope, quickly pulls your coat open, but alas it’s too late to save you.
Show threadnewaccountwhodisNov 23
Why should that urge be masculine tho? I’d rather think it’s a general sentiment.
Show threadmika_mikaNov 24
OKAY gender abolitionist.
Show threadSoupNov 24
This is an existing joke. It’s like the “guys will see this and say hell yea” thing but we still send it to women who will also say hell yea.
Show threadvaultdweller013Nov 24

My desert dweller urge to nearly fall on my face recover and then get sent sliding into the sunset by a gust of wind at a place like this.

This has actually happened to me once in a very scenic location, the other time was in a 711 parking lot where I rammed into the back of my Jeep Cherokee.