Mastodawn

I would like to return today and get a refund. Can someone tell me where the receipt is?

I found it, but I'm quite sad to say as I read your receipt I noticed it says
"Since you bought today at a discount, this bill has been stamped "No Refunds, No Returns, All Sales Are Final" "

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Logan Five Thousand Nov 21

@SnowyCA Oh geese. It was cheaper because there was less daylight.

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Edelruth, PBS Passport Holder Nov 21

@LoganFive @SnowyCA

You(s) got a chuckle out of me 😁

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❄️SnowyIn🇨🇦❄️Nov 21

@LoganFive

I suppose you forgot to read with care, the Today Sales Sign on the display, for if you had done so, you might had noticed this footnote:
"Please note the Return Option for the Discount For Less Daylight is only for those who paid the annual subscription rate, and is not available for new accounts "