Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠Nov 18
Explain to me, like I'm 5, what Cloudflare is and why everyone is pointing and laughing. 🖍️
Show threadkwayk42

@catsalad when you do something bad, so you hide behind a curtain, but your parents can still see your feet from under the curtain

And now the curtain is on fire and going to burn the house down

Nov 18 at 8:02pmWeb
Show threadAdrianoNov 18
@kwayk42 @catsalad Ok but why is everybody laughing? Do they not love me like they said they did?
Show threadkwayk42Nov 18
@adriano @catsalad they're laughing because the parents were using a candle to look for you, because they spent their paycheck on AI
Show threadAdrianoNov 18
@kwayk42 @catsalad Hey Siri, how do I extinguish my plastic curtains?