Mostly posting here so I will have a place to link it to a friend...

@belghast

"I find your lack of snacks disturbing"

@belghast
A pity it only works in German:

"Ich bin Dein Kater!"

@belghast This pic matches PERFECTLY for someone I know lol
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You just know, Belghast, that if our cats knew they could force choke us like this, nothing would stop them.
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"I find your lack of Friskies disturbing."

@belghast

I find your lack of floof disturbing.