Today I learned that my colleagues refer to the method I discovered for easily inserting a temperature probe into compost as "Jules's wiggly worm trick", and while I suppose I always wanted a scientific method named after me I wish it hadn't been this one

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I invented a buffer to replace PBS (Phosphate-Buffered Saline) in some DNA-binding experiments and my labmates started calling it SB (Steve's Buffer) but I insisted that since I invented it I get to name it and it's now published as EN (Ersatz Nucleoplasm).