Track_ShovelNov 9

She knows how to UUUSE them🧙🏻‍♂️🎸

https://slrpnk.net/post/29958621

Show threadsp3ctr4l

I mean, I’ve met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.

On a potentially funnier note: I’m pretty sure I did actually date ‘Rosie’ from ‘Whole Lotta Rosie’… pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.

Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.

Nov 9 at 7:47pmWeb
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishNov 9
Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
Show threadsp3ctr4lNov 10

… being basically a male, bi, twink/twunk switch has been… interesting, in both good and bad ways, lol.

I’ve experienced a wide range of uh, people, things… and its always funny to me how many people just think everyone acts more or less exactly like they do, in the bedroom.