Track_ShovelShe knows how to UUUSE themš§š»āāļøšø
sepiWhole place was crawling with pussy.
turdcollector69Itās more like a snail
Tuna smelling snail trails all through the kitchen.
M137Ooh, sheās a killing machine
She got everything
Like a moving mouth
Body control and everything
Carlos SolĆsShe's got curves in all the right places
And thank the Lord for that, imagine being elbowless
I want a girl with a short skirt and a LOOOOOOONG skirt underneath it so I cant see her ankles.
This is hilarious
MisterFrogThe jacket could be so long itās a coat where you canāt see them either.
tbf, country music is still very much like: āsundress. also she has hair and is drinkingā
Cold jeans. Itās a fucking scarecrow again
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Whole place crawling with pussy.
ZZ Top - Legs (Official Music Video) [HD Remaster]
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āMy darlingās still got all her teethā¦ā
ArxCyberwolfIf driving fast cars you like, or low bars you like
If old hymns you like, or bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like, or me undressed you like
Well, nobody will oppose!
- Cole Porter (1934)
ScrubblesMen were definitely less picky, the paradise city was just a city with pretty girls and green grass.
Okokimup
gmtomEvolution of hiphop:
1970: āThe revolution will not be televisedā
1979: āHe canāt satisfy you with his little worm, but I can bust you out with my super spermā
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Captain Aggravatedsame with the 80s.
Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song āJailbaitā
I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:
Well, I donāt care if youāre just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that youāre probably clean Thereās one little think I got do to you
sp3ctr4lFucking Stranglehold.
The song is basically about him murdering his gf.
Then youāe fuckinā Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, just how in the fuck did that song ever get aired on terrestrial radio?
Wasnāt that one more tongue in cheek?
Maybe I am too young to have properly understood some context or something, but uhā¦ no, naw, on finding the music video for that as an early teen, on early youtubeā¦
No no no, it very much just screams āSent Chris Hansen to the film studio for this ASAPā.
Like, Iām fairly sure a whole lot of very early uses of pedobear, on 4chan, involved people using it as reactions to people posting that music video.
According to Wikipedia, āthe song was written as satireā
So I know thatās only someone elseās opinion, but at least Iām not alone in thinking that.
Courtney Love fellated him reportedly, while less than 14 years of age.
Burn it all down.
Him and kid rock seriously just told on themselves and are practically worshipped by the same people who always use the āthink about the kidsā argument.
She knows how to UUUSE them
Alright, picky ablist mf
Also
knows how to choose them
Like us adhd sufferers donāt get it rubbed in our face on a daily basis.
Sheer Energy legs.
Thatās because the average person has 1.999ā¦ legs, hence the appreciation for having 2.
bampopQuelaag mommyā½
Youāre just making a solid ZZ top reference and some troglodyte down voted you. Sigh.
Pocket full of change.
I mean, Iāve met plenty of women with legs, but fairly few who know how to use them.
On a potentially funnier note: Iām pretty sure I did actually date āRosieā from āWhole Lotta Rosieāā¦ pretty damn close to the exact measurements in the song.
Unfortunately, she did not know how to use her legs, in the ZZ Top sense.
Well, Rosie at least definitely knew how to choose them.
At first I thought this was a red meridian nod, then I parsed it with your comment. Life is a little less magical now.