BoTheMagnificentNov 9
Chris Hallbeck
My wife thinks my “I’m a single dad!” shirt is inappropriate but I am factually not two dads.
Nov 8 at 6:14pmCroissant
Show threadWiredfireNov 8
@Chrishallbeck Kinda reminds me of a, less factually true, t-shirt a a dude used to know that said "nobody knows I'm a lesbien"
Show threadTattieNov 8
@wiredfire how's she doing these days?
@Chrishallbeck
Show threadWorthülseNov 9
@wiredfire @Chrishallbeck That's actually true.
Show threadMax AlmonteNov 8
@Chrishallbeck you're actually three dads!
Show threaddas-gNov 8

@maxalmonte14 In a trenchcoat? 🤔

@Chrishallbeck

Show threadGravement bêteNov 9
@maxalmonte14 @Chrishallbeck in a trenchcoat
Show threadGolden Bunny of Destiny 🕯Nov 8
@Chrishallbeck Inside you are two wolf dads….
Show threadDon KochNov 8
@Chrishallbeck Maybe she thinks you should clone yourself.
Show threada fish named dog ✡️♾️Nov 8
@Chrishallbeck I mean...
Show threadsurdfishNov 8
@Chrishallbeck
time to double down on the double dad
Show threadJay DubaNov 8
@Chrishallbeck 😂
Show threadLarry SankeyNov 9
@Chrishallbeck Listen to your wife or you may become a single dad.
Show threadBoTheMagnificentNov 9
@Chrishallbeck Bravo, sir!
Show threadTiota SramNov 9
@Chrishallbeck I love the fact that the fact this is a dad joke is itself a dad joke.
Show threadNathan JungNov 10
@tiotasram @Chrishallbeck It’s not a single dad joke.
Show threadblaue_FledermausNov 9
@Chrishallbeck
What is the factorial of dad?