FryNov 7
CatSalad🐈🥗 ⁠💤
I'm sorry I sat on your glasses. Take them off first next time.
Nov 6 at 5:05amWeb
Show threadLongspeakNov 6
@catsalad But I need them to read!
Show threadLisaNov 6
@catsalad  a worthy sacrifice. 
Show threadSchrödiɲger's Enby  Nov 6
@catsalad ayo?
Show threadMelissa BearTrixNov 6

@catsalad

That was my plan ... Giggles ... Nibble nibble

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

Show threadStarkRGNov 6

@MelissaBearTrix @catsalad
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too

https://youtu.be/Dax_tnZRExc

Monty Python - Sit on My Face (Official Lyric Video)

YouTube
Show threadWulfy—Speaker to the machinesNov 6

@StarkRG @MelissaBearTrix @catsalad

Low key disappointed it's not a new Lily Allen song 😑

Show threadkaramazov1879Nov 6
@catsalad Oohhh! How hinky!
Show threadLogan Five ThousandNov 6
@catsalad I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting the running jump.
Show threadCatSalad🐈🥗 ⁠💤Nov 6
@LoganFive I did said "think fast"
Show threadWrenasaurus Tex Nov 6

@catsalad
*violently pulls my glasses off and throws them across the room*

☺️

Show threadmasukomiNov 6

@WrenArcher @catsalad 🤤

You can't say things like that Cat. Some of us are really good at visualization… and desperate. 😉

Show threadMusiqueNow   ✡️ 🇵🇸 Nov 6

@catsalad

🤣

Show threadEndlessMasonNov 6
@catsalad
M mm mmph mff
Show threadMr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) 👤Nov 6

@catsalad
I'm confused about whether I should remove my glasses. Were you trying to sit on them, or…

Anyway, this reminds me of a Monty Python song. 🙃

Show threadAI is Woke ™Nov 6
@catsalad Isn’t there a Beastie Boys lyric about this?
Show threadRussNov 6
@catsalad the main thing is nobody was hurt.
Show threadwii sports resortNov 6
@catsalad whoag
Show threadwii sports resortNov 6
@catsalad I like my glasses :(
Show threadComrade WeezNov 10
@catsalad #doki #doki