If I were a trillionaire I wouldn't be

@fuzzyduck

imagine all the good you could do with that amount of money, and it could be like a hobby

@Captain_Jack_Sparrow I would hire an amazing financial and law team and feed and house the entire world

@fuzzyduck

...and help Palestine sue israel for war crimes and mass murder

@fuzzyduck One of the nicest things my Dad ever said about me came when a lottery prize had gone into the hundreds-of-millions range.

I'd bought his usual weekly tickets for him and decided to take a flier on one for myself. I told him I didn't know what I'd do with all that money, but it was fun to think about it.

"Oh, that's easy," he said. "You'd give most of it away."

Thank you, Dad.