Graham RhindNov 5
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My son told me he was awarded the Leslie Neilson badge at school. I asked “What's that?” He said, “It's a big building with lots of kids, but that's not important right now.”
Nov 4 at 11:29pmWeb
Show threadMartin Angelo 🏳️‍🌈Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless the movie Airplane (1980) comes to mind 😁
Show threadJohannes HentschelNov 5
@elnecesario
All jokes in the new Naked Gun movie work exactly like this one.
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Show threadMagnus AhltorpNov 5
@johentsch @elnecesario And the original: Police Squad!
Show threadInanna🇵🇸  Nov 7
@ahltorp @johentsch @elnecesario In color!
Show threadJeremiah FieldhavenNov 5
@johentsch @elnecesario @MostlyHarmless Look up Police Squad!, you will not regret it.
Show threadPaul WilliamsNov 5
@MostlyHarmless This is perfect, thankyou
Show threadJames GiffordNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Surely you’re joking…
Show threadRachael Ava 💁🏻‍♀️Nov 5
@GiffordJames @MostlyHarmless Yes I am, and please don't call me Shirley.
Show threadJames WellsNov 5

@GiffordJames
They're not, And don't call them Shirley unless, ya know, that is their name.

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Show threadLudwig VielfrassNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Parenting win. Well done.
Show threadquadrivial, tall and grayingNov 5
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Show thread🌴 Seph 💭 👾Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless That joke never gets old
Show threadBaranduinNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Surely you can't be serious.
Show threadMatt Hardy 3.11 for WorkgroupsNov 5
@bbamok @MostlyHarmless I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Show threadjust call me jack. 🐒Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless that kid is going places
Show threadSebastian SchönerNov 5
@imnotafeline @MostlyHarmless places like "school?" :)
Show threadTrèsFlukeNov 5
@MostlyHarmless proud
Show threadHavyhh2Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless .....can't stop chuckling....
Show threadWhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless Nice
Show threadJJNov 5
@MostlyHarmless
This wins the Internet today. Everyone log off!!
Show threadColin B.🇨🇦Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless This gives me a lot of hope for our young people.
Show thread食 Shoku the UmbreonNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Now I need to watch Spy Hard again.
Show threadAl & Val's Modern HomesteadingNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Your son is my spirit animal
Show threadSadieNov 5
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Show threadKaren Keiller 🥌 📚Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless Love! So much I named my son, born in 1996, Leslie.
Show threadlabbatt50Nov 5

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Congrats to your son. He must have deserved it.

Show threadTheFwGuy 🇪🇺🇮🇹🇺🇸🖖Nov 5
@MostlyHarmless ROTFL !
Show threadChris DelucaNov 5
@MostlyHarmless @pseudonym That kid is going places…
Show threadScottMGSNov 5
@MostlyHarmless If my child got me with that one I would be *so proud!*
Show thread🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦Nov 5

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Your son deserves a legit medal.

Show threadJorgeNov 5

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It took me 5 minutes to understand it; at first I thought it was my level of English, but then I realized it was my level of incompetence.

Show threadSvavar the NeurospicyNov 5

@jorge @MostlyHarmless

https://youtu.be/VOmD-xqK2Es

"What is it?" jokes

YouTube
Show threadMonedulaNov 5
@MostlyHarmless 🤣👌
Show threadDudula the DudNov 5
@MostlyHarmless A classic joke.
Show threadmrayNov 5
@MostlyHarmless 😂 I don't even … the moment it dawned on me what I just read was so 🤦‍♂️ naked-gun-esque
Show threadChloé RaccoonNov 5
@MostlyHarmless @patterfloof I always feel watched around schools. It's weird when buildings have pupils...
Show threadVNov 5
@tamzin
Show threadStuartBNov 5
@MostlyHarmless *grosn*
Well done!😁
Show threadkamaleshNov 5
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😂 🤣
Show threadNick (Alatar the Blue)Nov 5

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It seems a badge well earned…

Show threadrhempelNov 5
@MostlyHarmless Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor? Over, Under.
Show threadAlison WilderNov 6
@MostlyHarmless chuckle
Show threadClaudiusNov 6
@MostlyHarmless 5/5 would parent again!
Show threadstepplNov 6

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Riiiight, that took a while to settle. 🤣

Show threadM SchommerNov 6
@MostlyHarmless @txt_file
Tonight I tort… educated my kids with Naked Gun. And found out that Leslie Nielsen was the inventor of dad jokes.
And that the kids didn't know about Weird Al Jankowiz. We fixed that problem immediately (Eat it!)
Show threadv_chaudNov 10
@MostlyHarmless BRAVO