Maybe there was a cure for human cancer, but it didn't work at all in mice.

https://lemmy.world/post/38336481

(not mice), but Fancy Rats are extremely susceptible to tumors. It sucks. Most rats I’ve owned have died of either cancer or respiratory illnesses than old age.

Bonus shot of my boy Finn:

He has a kind face.
You say that but he always wears a leather jacket and carries a flickknife with him when he goes outside!!
I can fix him
Like he works in French restaurant.