Today's challenge: modify my "billionaires dropping garbage on us from orbit" talk to be informative for farmers who found actually space debris in their fields, while not scaring the crap out of the grade 5 students who are going to come listen too.
(Giving a talk at the Ituna Library this week! I hope lots of people come and ask good questions)
@sundogplanets Screws, and solar panels, thrusters and cables
Heat shields, computers, and batteries (if able)
Once was a satellite, now is a husk
Dropped on livestock by that ass Elon Musk...
(to the tune of 'My favourite things')
@sundogplanets I should be sleeping, but I just nerd sniped myself.
GPS trackers, Military secrets
Frozen surplus O rings left from the launch sequence
What's this, a mirror, were they lighting up dusk?
Dropped by billionaire ass Elon Musk
@sundogplanets Let me get to the bridge... then sleep.
When friction bites
When wobbles strike
When it blows to bits
I look at the work
By that ass Elon Musk
And truly realise - it's....
And that's all for me! Good night everyone!
Prof. Sam Lawler
lachlan slowly taming rust