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Unifi Products that look like shitposts:
Nov 2 at 3:40pmWeb
Show threadLucas WerkmeisterNov 2
@benjojo tag yourself, i’m Professional Switch
Show threadWolf480plNov 2
@benjojo for a moment I thought it was an exponential horn that you attach to the fan outlet to match the impedance and make it easier for the noise to escape
Show threadFritz AdalisNov 2
@benjojo
I thought AI Horn was a ChatGPT/Grok thing.
Show threadrjNov 2

@benjojo it’s…AI Horny?

Yeah that checks out

Show thread__Miguel_Nov 2
@benjojo So, what you're telling me is that someone who can break in can now go "Testing, testing", or start a fire alarm, on unsuspecting people over the internet, and have them scramble in terror? 😛
Show threadq3k Nov 2
@benjojo how your mastodon toot finds me
Show threadschiermiNov 2
@q3k @benjojo How to present horns. (Denden Town, Osaka)
Show threadHugo MillsNov 2
Presumably if you don't use a professional switch, the horn shouts rude words.
Show threadkira for scaleNov 2
@benjojo ai horn speaker for letting everyone know ai exists
Show threadPia Herself Nov 2
@benjojo I'm not sure if I even want to know what on earth is an 'AI horn speaker'
Show threadDG1JAN 🇪🇺Nov 2
@benjojo unifi? The tp-link from the us 😂
Show threadunsponsorNov 2
@benjojo slop loudspeaker why
Show threadphookyNov 2
@benjojo I looked this product up and I still have no idea what it does except maybe let a computer yell at you
Show threadmart-wNov 3
@phooky @benjojo It's for their security system. They also sell CCTV cameras with image recognition and an access control solution, so you can have it automatically scream at intruders. Or that one coworker you don't like, I suppose.
Show threadphookyNov 3
@mart_w @benjojo ah, so it lets a computer yell at strangers. thanks!
Show threadJames O'GormanJan 13

@benjojo I remember when we were in Lavington St I investigated having a remotely triggered air horn based on decibel reading on the other side of the office.

AI air horn sounds like it’d work.

Show threadJames O'GormanJan 13
@benjojo Uh, wow, I’ve just noticed how old that post was. Ivory randomly took me back in time?!