Today's challenge: modify my "billionaires dropping garbage on us from orbit" talk to be informative for farmers who found actually space debris in their fields, while not scaring the crap out of the grade 5 students who are going to come listen too.

(Giving a talk at the Ituna Library this week! I hope lots of people come and ask good questions)

@sundogplanets Screws, and solar panels, thrusters and cables
Heat shields, computers, and batteries (if able)
Once was a satellite, now is a husk
Dropped on livestock by that ass Elon Musk...

(to the tune of 'My favourite things')

@lachlan @sundogplanets hahaha TOP TIER 💎