@Alice it's where they'll flash freeze him until the republicans need a new dictator in the future

@Alice I don't think he knows what a ballroom is and he's actually ordered a ballpit that he'll sit in like the whiny toddler-brained muppet that he is

@Alice must admit it does have some Hitler's bunker vibes going on.

@Alice I'm more concerned about the upgraded bunker

@Alice This is exactly my wife's theory.

@Alice He's definitely watched one of those Hitler documentaries and doesn't want such an old smelly bunker with no class and style in its decoration and accommodation. We can rest assured his big beautiful ballroom bunker will be the most opulent and resplendent sub-level palace ever funded by sycophants and taxpayers alike. Absolutely guaranteed to have a large room with an AI Gofling simulator.

@Alice is it lockable from the outside?

@Alice To be honest, I’ve sorta been assuming he’ll die before it can be completed

@Alice you mean he's gonna get entombed?

@Alice
Instead of supplies of food and water, he's having a Burger King built in the ball room. Staff will be entombed with him.

@Alice Isn't pee stored in the ball?

@Alice yes

@Alice He’ll find more efficient ways to avoid leaving.