In retrospect, maybe it should have been a red flag earlier that they called the degree they gave me a "BS in computer science"
@mcc When I got an Associate degree, I started putting ASS at the end of my name... but people told me they already knew that...

@howtophil @mcc
I'm sure none of my friends would be surprised that I'm a double ASS.

"Well, double dumb ass on you!"
– Captain Kirk