@oathboundfamiliar
- Go to a shop
- Find what you need
- Go to the checkout
- "Are you in our system?"
- No
- "Can you give your details so we can add you to our system?"
- No
- "We need your details to email your receipt"
- I want a printed receipt.
- "We can't print sir"
- Then I'll snap a picture of your screen.
- "We can't do that, you need an account."
- Keep the stuff, I'll be shopping somewhere else.

Idiots.