From my reading of social media there are two kinds of neurodivergents: 1) hates showing, most unpleasant experience, sensory overload 2) loves showing, could live in the shower, sometimes exits the shower and realises that they forgot to wash their hair or soap up or something. Only misses their daily shower when they are very busy and can’t find an hour in their schedules.

You may be a neurotypical if you:

  • shower each day
  • complete your shower in less than 10 minutes
  • don’t forget any of the 1-3 things you are supposed to do in the shower
  • have no strong feelings about showering

10 minutes

How do you wash in that time? That’s just enough to get wet.

5 minutes baby. Military taught me to eat fast, shower fast, fall asleep fast, and clean like i have OCD
You did your service faithfully! It’s time to relax and show down now, you deserve it…
I’ve been out for 25 years I’ll still be the first to finish a meal even if I sit down last and they give me a kids fork.