My local kebab shop considers me a hero and gives me free food. Apparently, they were getting robbed one night and I stopped it by talking the robber out of it. But I have no recollection of this because I was almost on the verge of being paralytically drunk. Still, free food.
@fesshole this. Is. Glorious.
@fesshole Hey maybe you did, and I've never seen being drunk make you supposable do something, like that.