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Frog rule

https://lemmy.world/post/38016743

Oct 29 at 3:58amWeb
Show threadthey_herd_owl_nowOct 29
yes they are
Show threadTabbsTheBat (they/them)Oct 29
As a bi person, I confirm they’re related
Show threadFilthyShroomsOct 29

It’s actually wild how accurate it is

Anyways

Show threadGorkOct 29
Show threadAngularViscosityOct 29
I don’t like frogs, that’s why I’m not bi.
Show threadblackrisOct 29
I wouldn’t say you are a completely bad person but not liking frogs sure is a stain on your biography.
Show threadsnigglebootsOct 29
No, they aren’t bi. A stain on their straightography
Show threadSkunkWorkzOct 29
Or homography
Show threadsnigglebootsOct 29
So true
Show threadporksnortOct 29
Or monograph (shout out to my ace peeps!)
Show threadcAUzapNEAGLbOct 29
Huh, well, i do indeed like frogs
Show threadfleebleneebleOct 29
yup
Show threadNerfHerderOct 29
I give it, say 2 weeks, until the bi-frog meme barrage
Show threadCevilia (they/she/…)Oct 29
I don’t especially like frogs, and I’m a lesbian, so… shrug emoji?
Show threadMiles O'BrienOct 29

I’m not bi but I like frogs…

So… I have nothing here. I’m at a :.|:;

Show threadFosterMolassesOct 29
LMFAO
Show threadRedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️Oct 29
That way of writing loss is ingenious
Show threadviscOct 30
Double take on Unicode loss
Show threadByteJunkOct 29
I like frogs. I think there’s a part of me I need to explore…
Show threadTotallynotJessicaOct 29
While I like most animals, I wouldn’t say frogs are my favorite. I find bugs and snakes more interesting generally, but frogs are undeniably cool. Is my bi pass revoked, or do I get a pass?
Show threadZizzyOct 29
I don’t think they have to be your favorite you just gotta love em
Show threadD_COct 29
Whoa, there. Calm down. We need to find out their view of Kermit and Miss Piggy relationship before anyone hands out some free passes!!
Show threadporksnortOct 29
Ms Piggy was not exactly a ‘beard’ in the relationship, let’s just call it ‘complicated’. Kermit was clearly roomates with Fozzie. Sometimes they would all get Sweetums tipsy at the pool and things would get real fuzzy.
Show threadkrooklochurmOct 29

They’re changing the rules next month where you can’t get your bisexual card unless you own 12 frog items, have a pet frog, are into anthropomorphic frogs sexually, or have ever tried to fuck a frog.

The criteria of being attracted to multiple genders still applies, but the frog addendum means it will no longer be the only requirement.

Show threadTotallynotJessicaOct 29
😭😭😭
Show threadHazelOct 29
It ain’t called amphi-bisexual for nothing!
Show threadrumbaOct 29
No no no, but you don’t get the extra stamp…
Show threadRozaŭtunoOct 29
They shouldn’t, but they are.
Show threadrailwhaleOct 29

MILF.

(Man I love frogs)

Show threadrumbaOct 29
OMG, that was the best spoiler of all time
Show threadA_norny_mousseOct 29
Alex Jones, is that you?
Alex Jones "Turning the Freaking Frogs Gay"

YouTube
Show threadjballsOct 29
How can anyone watch that guy and take him seriously? Dude’s fucking psycho.
Show threadA_norny_mousseOct 30
He’s only one in a long succession. Rush Limbaugh came before him, and many others (KnowledgeFight did a few episodes on this).
Show threadTaleyaOct 29
No but the double denim may correlate
Show threadarrow74Oct 29
Tbh, I don’t know that I’ve ever met a straight Lexi, I’m sure they exist though
Show threadRedSnt 🧩♂️👓🖥️Oct 29
Is this the bi anthem then?
100 gecs - Frog on the floor {OFFICIAL AUDIO}

YouTube
Show threadAllNewTypeFaceOct 29
Perhaps the confounding factor is neurodiversity? Anecdotally, a lot more neurodiverse people seem to be LGBT and vice versa.
Show threadtmyakalOct 30

My suspicion is that neurodiverse people are already used to feeling marginalized and unacceptable for invisible reasons, so there’s less of a social barrier-to-entry in coming out. Like, “Everybody already thinks I’m weird and doesn’t want to hang out; might as well tell 'em I’m queer.”

I think there are probably a lot of neurotypical people that have non-heteronormative impulses and try to quash them for the sake of social status.

Show threadmaria [she/her]Oct 30

“i have a weird question for u”

“i am laughing my bum off. what is up!”

like - really? why? is it sooooo funi that u lose ur bum or is it like - just a thing peeps say like “yooooo”, “…,.,.,.,…” and “skibidi”?

its like peeps sweari g for no reaosn jus to make thwir statements feel like they got more weight - or politicians making topucs always a matter of national security and integrity or whatevr—

not eeeeeeverythin is sooooo funi that u lose ur bum. im kinda happy i still have mine, as sitting is one of my fav pasttimes <3

and then like -

“ur bisexual, right?”

“HAHA”

like - i thought we were over the times were a sexuality is a funi… we prolli r but like - these messages jus feel soooo - stilted and false…

Show threadpewgar_seemsimandroidOct 30
Show threadDaPorkchop_ [any]Oct 30
most likely the entire conversation is staged, and they just inserted some random interjections to add “humor”. or they’re drunk. or maybe both?
Show threadHazelOct 30
It’s not to be taken literal here, it’s called semantic bleaching. Just saying ‘lmao’ (or ‘lol’) doesn’t mean it actually made them laugh, it’s just added to make the convo a little less serious :)
Show threadmaria [she/her]Oct 30

hmm - mayb inma try tha sometime -

laughing my bum off🤣🤣🤣🏥🚑😵😢😔😔😔🩸🪦, laughing out loud 🗣️🔊