BlueMonday1984Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 2nd November 2025
BigMuffN69Employee at ‘plagiarism company’ defending transition to ‘plagiarism + pushing sex content onto children’ company’ insists that the reason they are pushing smut slop onto kids is due to their passion for creativity.
S-tier big brain ai safety researcher chimes in:
Masterful gambit, sir. Why didn’t we consider the fact that “automating all labour would produce more revenue”?
What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?
And just as importantly, free-sprinted
Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed “free-sprinted”, which I’m going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.
horny and bottomless
truly a hellish predicament