BlueMonday1984Oct 27

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending 2nd November 2025

https://awful.systems/post/6080044

Show threadBigMuffN69

Employee at ‘plagiarism company’ defending transition to ‘plagiarism + pushing sex content onto children’ company’ insists that the reason they are pushing smut slop onto kids is due to their passion for creativity.

S-tier big brain ai safety researcher chimes in:

Masterful gambit, sir. Why didn’t we consider the fact that “automating all labour would produce more revenue”?

Oct 28 at 11:03amWeb
Show threadBurgersMcSlopshotOct 28
What professional athlete is a) working for OpenAI and b) wants to turn Sora into the bottomless fountain of goon?
Show threadSoyweiserOct 28
A horny one.
Show threadlagoon8622Oct 28
And just as importantly, free-sprinted
Show threadBurgersMcSlopshotOct 28
Oh God my brain is so used to turning typos into likely intended words that I missed “free-sprinted”, which I’m going to guess in this context involves being athletic and horny and bottomless and possibly suffering from protein-powder-induced lead poisoning.
Show threadReach_the_manOct 29

horny and bottomless

truly a hellish predicament

Show threado7___o7Oct 28
Show threadfroztbyteOct 28
I realize it’s been poisoned since/by coiners, but god I hate that usage of “democratize”
Show threadSeminar2250Oct 28
it’s democratic if i couldn’t do it yesterday but i can do it today, even though it’s not the same in any meaningful way
Show threadfroztbyteOct 28

yeah it’s very much an intentional usage of poisoned language to construct a targeted outcome

but arrrrrrgh

Show threadswlabrOct 28
Just pretend that it’s coming from a different root word “mocratize” meaning the opposite of whatever the fuck crypto is doing
Show threadfroztbyteOct 28
could I, like, not do that? would suit my needs better. kthx
Show threadswlabrOct 28
thanks for asking. No of course
Show threadYourNetworkIsHauntedNov 7
As usual the libertarians are saying “democratize” when they mean “commodify”.
Show threadistewartOct 28
Lightly concealing his identity behind a generated anime avatar may be the wisest thing that kid ever did
Show threadBigMuffN69Oct 29
The kid arguing for deepfake porn ofc sees no problem with Ghiblifying himself with his plagiarism machine. Total fucking douchebag status.
Show threadJFranekOct 29
“How dare you suggest that we pivoted to SlopTok and smut because of money if something that we totally cannot do right now is more lucrative?”